Note, while this is a family lake, and we certainly wouldn't do anything to upset anyone, we thought this was pretty cute so, we decided to share it.  Of course, every fisherman already knows this.

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                            Why Fishing is better than makin' Love!

# 20 - No matter how much or what you've had to drink, you can still Fish.

# 19 - A flexable rod is still useful while Fishing.

# 18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

# 17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

# 16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

# 15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

# 14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

# 13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

# 12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

# 11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

# 10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

# 9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really  an undercover cop.

# 8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

# 7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

# 6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

# 5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

# 4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

# 3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

# 2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

# 1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"